I’m from Philly. I curse a lot and I say YO. I know what real pizza tastes like and I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle. It’s a HOAGIE, not a sub or a grinder, and I wash it down wit soda. WIZ WIT is how you ask for a cheesesteak with onions.
1am is an early night out and all good nights must end at a diner. A beer can be known as a cold one and we can get it all hours of the day and night. Yeah I’ll CAWL you later so we can TAWK. I drink WOODER and I love WOODER ICE. I use a TAIL to dry off. I know that 55mph really means 90 and when someone cuts me off in traffic they get the horn and the finger. They expect it. I can hold my own in a fight. I’m from PHILLY and ‘what’? Go get me a cawfee.
I want us to last forever.
